How to Vote Unanimously Conservative for Every Measure of the 2024 Berkeley Ballot — A Guide

If your immediate political landscape has become so banal as to slow the rotation of the earth, I have made this guide just for you.

How to Vote Unanimously Conservative for Every Measure of the 2024 Berkeley Ballot — A Guide
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            Here at The California Review we encourage all rational citizens of our constitutional republic to educate themselves as to the ethical nuances of every candidate and ballot measure. However, if you are busy like us and your immediate political landscape has become so banal as to slow the rotation of the earth, we have made this guide just for you. An em dash indicates your abandonment of all hope.

POTUS: This one is easy.

Federal Legislative: Senator, Full Term: Garvey Senator, Partial Term: Garvey Representative, 12th District: —

State Legislative: State Senator, 7th District: — State Assembly, 14th District: —

Alameda County: County Supervisor, 5th District: — Recall District Attorney Pamela Price: YES Rent Stabilization Board: — School Directors: —

California State: Measures 2-6: NO Measure 32, 33: NO Measure 34: YES Measure 35: NO Measure 36: YES

City of Berkeley: Measure W-Z: NO Measure AA, BB: NO Measure CC: YES Measure DD-HH: NO Mayor: Logan Bowie

Vibrant local un-housed neurodivergent community gathers outside Berkeley City Hall